Thoughts To Ponder
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Some people are kind, polite, and sweet
spirited until you try to get into their pews.
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Many folks want to serve God, but only as
advisers.
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It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is
to live one.
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The good Lord didn't create anything without
a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
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When you get to your wit's end, you'll find
God lives there.
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People are funny. They want the front of the bus,
the middle the road, and the back of the church.
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Opportunity may knock once, but temptation
bangs on your door for years.
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Quit griping about your church; if it was
perfect, you couldn't belong.
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The phrase that is guaranteed to wake up an
audience: "And in conclusion."
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If the church wants a better pastor, it only
needs to pray for the one it has.
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Not only are the sins of the fathers visited
upon the children, but nowadays the sins of the
children are visited upon the fathers.
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God Himself does not propose to judge a man
till he is dead. So why should you?
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To make a long story short, don't tell it.
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If your left hand doesn't know what your right
one is doing, you should consider running for a job
in Washington.
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Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed
up and permanently set.
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Peace starts with a smile.
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I don't know why some people change
churches-what difference does it make which
one you stay home from?
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A lot of church members who are singing
"Standing on the Promises" are just sitting
on the premises.
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We were called to be witnesses, not lawyers.
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Outside of traffic, there is nothing that holds
this country back as much as a committee.
[ Author Unknown -- from 'Aiken Drum' (Aiken@AikensLaughs.com) ]
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