Three Legged Chicken
A man was driving along a rural road one day when he saw a
three legged chicken. He was amused enough to drive along
side it for a while, as he was driving he noticed the
chicken was running 30 mph. Pretty fast chicken, he thought,
I wonder just how fast it can run. So he sped up and the
chicken did too! They were now moving along the road at 45
mph! The man in the car sped up again, to his surprise the
chicken was still running ahead of him at 60 mph!!!
Suddenly the chicken turned off the road and ran down a long
driveway leading to a farmhouse. The man followed the
chicken to the house and saw a man in the yard and dozens of
three legged chickens. The man in the car called out to the
farmer "How did you get all these three legged chickens?"
The farmer replied, "I breed 'em. Ya see it's me, my wife
and my son living here and we all like to eat the chicken
leg. Since a chicken only has two legs, I started breeding
this three legged variety so we could all eat our favorite
piece."
"That's amazing!" said the driver. "How do they taste?"
"Don't rightly know," said the farmer, "we can't catch 'em."
[ Author Unknown -- from LABLaughs ]
Inspirational Humor
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