Tooth Fairy Form Letter


Dear ____________:

Thank you for leaving [01] tooth under your pillow last night.

While we make every attempt to leave a monetary reward in the case of lost or stolen children's teeth, we were unable to process your request for the following reason(s) indicated below:
    ( ) the tooth could not be found

    ( ) it was not a human tooth

    ( ) we do not think that pieces of chicken bone are very funny

    ( ) we were unable to approach the tooth due to excessive odour

    ( ) the tooth has previously been redeemed for cash

    ( ) the tooth did not originally belong to you

    (x) you were overheard to state that you do not believe in the tooth fairy

    ( ) you were age 12 or older at the time your request was received

    ( ) the tooth is still in your mouth

    (x) the tooth was guarded by a vicious fairy-eating dog at the time of our visit

    ( ) no nightlight was on at the time of our visit

    (x) the snacks provided for the tooth fairy were not satisfactory, or were missing

    ( ) we discovered evidence of unsafe tooth extraction as follows: [ ] string [ ] pliers [ ] gunpowder [ ] hammer marks [ ] chisel [ ] part of skull attached to tooth [ ] no dental care

    ( ) other:
Instead of the usual cash redemption, we have provided the following certificate which you may attempt to exchange at a retail store near you.

Thank you for your request, and we look forward to serving you in the future.

Sincerely, The Tooth Fairy

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