Top Ten Caddy Comments

# 10

Golfer: "I think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."

Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?"



# 9

Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."

Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."



# 8

Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"

Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."



# 7

Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"

Caddy: "Eventually."



# 6

Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."

Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a
                coincidence."



# 5

Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time.
                It's too much of a distraction."

Caddy: "It's not a watch -- it's a compass."



# 4

Golfer: "How do you like my game?"

Caddy: "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf."



# 3

Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?"

Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day."



# 2

Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on."

Caddy: "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago."



# 1   AND the best caddy comment

Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old."

Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."

[ Author Unknown -- from Bob Bartholomew and Mark Miller ]