Truck Accident
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were
serious enough to take the trucking company responsible for
the accident to court. In court the trucking company's fancy
lawyer was questioning farmer Joe. "Didn't you say, at the
scene of the accident, 'I'm fine,"' asked the lawyer.
Farmer Joe responded, "Well. I'll tell you what happened. I
had just loaded my favorite mule Bessie into the...
"I didn't ask for any details," the lawyer interrupted,
"just answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of
the accident, 'I'm fine!'".
Farmer Joe said, "Well, I had just got Bessie into the
trailer and I was driving down the road..."
The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am trying
to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident,
this man told the Highway Patrolman on the scene that he was
fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to
sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to
simply answer the question."
By this time the Judge was fairly interested in Farmer Joe's
answer and said to the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has
to say."
Joe thanked the Judge and proceeded, "Well, as I was saying,
I had just loaded Bessie into the trailer and was driving
her down the highway when this huge semi-truck and trailer
ran the stop sign and smacked my truck right in the side. I
was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the
other. I was hurting real bad and didn't want to move.
However, I could hear ol' Bessie moaning and groaning. I
knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans.
Shortly after the accident a Highway Patrolman came on the
scene. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he went
over to her. After he looked at her he took out his gun and
shot her between the eyes.
Then the Patrolman came across the road with his gun in his
hand and looked at me. He said, "Your mule was in such bad
shape I had to shoot her. How are you feeling?"
[ Author Unknown -- from 'LABLaughs' ]
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