Truths From Little Children
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No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
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When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.
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If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
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Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
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You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
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Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot.
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Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
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Dogs still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac.
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Never hold a Dustbuster and a cat at the same time.
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School lunches stick to the wall.
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You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
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Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
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The best place to be when your sad is in Grandma's lap.
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Moms get mad when you cut your own bangs.
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Never put chewed gum in your pocket without a wrapper
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Moms gets even madder when you let your friend cut your bangs.
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Putting crayons in the microwave or the clothes dryer is a no-no.
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It's not a good idea to shine the bathroom floor with Vaseline.
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You can never put toothpaste back in the tube.
[ Author Unknown -- from 'Aiken Drum' (AIKENSLongJoke@topica.com) ]
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