How to Turn Down Unwanted Men

1. HE --- Can I buy you a drink?
   SHE - Actually I'd rather have the money.
   
   
2. HE --- I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
   SHE - I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
   
   
3. HE --- Hi... Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
   SHE - Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
   
   
4. HE --- How did you get to be so beautiful?
   SHE - I must've been given your share.
   
   
5. HE --- Will you go out with me this Saturday?
   SHE - Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
   
   
6. HE --- Your face must turn a few heads.
   SHE - And your face must turn a few stomachs.
   
   
7. HE --- Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
   SHE - Okay, get out.
   
   
8. HE --- I think I could make you very happy.
   SHE - Why? Are you leaving?
   
   
9. HE --- What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
   SHE - Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
   
   
10. HE --- Can I have your name?
    SHE - Why? Don't you already have one?
    
    
11. HE --- Shall we go see a movie?
    SHE - I've already seen it.
    
    
12. HE --- Where have you been all my life?
    SHE - Hiding from you.
    
    
13. HE --- Haven't I seen you some place before?
    SHE - Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
    
    
14. HE --- Is this seat empty?
    SHE - Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
    
    
15. HE --- So, what do you do for a living?
    SHE - I'm a female impersonator.
    

[ Author Unknown -- from 'Buffalos Chips' (buffalos-g-jokes.yahoogroups.com) ]