You've Turned Into a Mom When...
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You automatically double-knot everything you tie.
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You find yourself humming the Barney song as you do the dishes.
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You hear a baby cry in the grocery store, and you start to gently sway back and forth, back and forth. However, your children are at school!
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You actually start to like the smell of strained carrots mixed with applesauce.
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You weep through the scene in Dumbo when his mom is taken away, not to mention what Bambi does to you.
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You get soooo into crafts you contemplate writing a book called 101 Fun Crafts to do with Dryer Lint and Eggshells.
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You spend a half hour searching for your sunglasses only to have your teenager say, "Mom, why don't you wear the ones you pushed up on your head?"
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You are out for a nice romantic meal with your husband, enjoying some real adult conversation, when suddenly you realize that you've reached over and started to cut up his steak!
[ Author Unknown -- from 'ArcaMax Jokes' (ezines@arcamax.com) ]
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