Twelve Step Internet Recovery Program
- I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my newspaper like I used to,
before the Internet.
- I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing.
- I will get dressed before noon.
- I will make an attempt to clean the house, wash clothes, and plan dinner
before even thinking of the Internet.
- I will sit down and write a letter to those unfortunate few friends and family that
are Internet-deprived.
- I will call someone on the phone who I cannot contact via the Internet.
- I will read a book... if I still remember how.
- I will listen to those around me and their needs and stop telling them to turn
the TV down so I can hear the music on the Internet.
- I will not be tempted during TV commercials to check for email.
- I will try and get out of the house at least once a week, if it is necessary or
not.
- I will remember that my bank is not forgiving if I forget to balance my
checkbook because I was too busy on the Internet.
- Last, but not least, I will remember that I must go to bed sometime... and the
Internet will always be there tomorrow!
[ Author Unknown -- from 'keepAhead' (IwantTwisted@keepAhead.com) ]
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