Two Buckets Of Fish!
A man was recently stopped by a game warden in Northern
Minnesota.
The fellow, carrying two buckets of fish, was leaving a lake
well known for its fishing. The game warden asked the man,
"Do you have a license to catch those fish? If you don't,
I'm going to have to impound them as evidence."
The man replied to the game warden, "No, sir. These are my
pet fish."
"Pet fish?!" the warden replied.
"Yes, sir. Every night I take these here fish down to the
lake and let them swim around for a while. I whistle and
they jump back into their buckets, and I take 'em home."
"That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!"
The man looked at the game warden for a moment, and then
said, "Here, I'll show you. It really works."
"O.K. I've GOT to see this!." The game warden was curious
now. The man poured the fish in to the lake and stood and
waited.
After several minutes, the game warden turned to the man
and said, "Well?"
"Well, What?" the man responded.
"When are you going to call them back?" The game warden
prompted.
"Call who back?" The man asked.
"The FISH."
"What fish?" The man asked . . .
[ Author Unknown -- from 'LABLaughs' ]
Inspirational Humor
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