Up North
You know you're from 'up north' when:
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You have more miles on your snowblower than your car.
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You have 10 favorite recipes for venison.
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The local Hardware store on any Saturday is busier than the toy
stores at Christmas.
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You live in a house that has no front steps, yet the door is one
yard above the ground.
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Driving is better in the winter because the potholes get filled with snow.
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Making it home during Mud Season is a competitive sport.
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You owe more money on your snowmobile than your car.
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The local paper covers national and international headlines on l/4
page, but requires 6 pages for sports.
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At least twice a year, the kitchen doubles as a meat processing plant.
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The most effective mosquito repellent is a shotgun.
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Your snow-blower gets stuck on the roof.
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You think the start of deer hunting season is a national holiday.
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You frequently clean grease off your barbecue so the bears won't
prowl on your deck.
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There is only one shopping plaza in town.
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The major parish fundraiser isn't bingo - its sausage making.
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You find -20F a little chilly.
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The trunk of your car doubles as a deep freezer.
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You attended a formal event in your best clothes, your finest jewelry and
your snowmobile boots.
[ Author Unknown -- from 'Buffalos Chips' (buffalos-g-jokes.yahoogroups.com) ]
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