What Would Jesus Drive?
Most people assume WWJD is for "What would Jesus do?" But
the initials really stand for (grin) "What would Jesus drive?"
One theory is that Jesus would tool around in an old Plymouth
because "the Bible says God drove Adam and Eve out of the
Garden of Eden in a Fury." But in Psalm 83, the Almighty
clearly owns a Pontiac and a Geo. The passage urges the Lord
to "pursue your enemies with your Tempest and terrify them
with your Storm."
Perhaps God favors Dodge pickup trucks, because Moses'
followers are warned not to go up a mountain "until the
Ram's horn sounds a long blast."
Some scholars insist that Jesus drove a Honda but didn't
like to talk about it. As proof, they cite a verse in
St. John's gospel where Christ tells the crowd, "For I did
not speak of my own Accord... " Meanwhile, Moses rode an old
British motorcycle, as evidenced by a Bible passage
declaring that "the roar of Moses' Triumph is heard in the
hills."
Joshua drove a Triumph sports car with a hole in its
muffler: "Joshua's Triumph was heard throughout the land."
And, following the Master's lead, the Apostles car pooled
in a Honda... "The Apostles were in one Accord."
[ Author Unknown -- from 'LABLaughs' ]
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