Where a Driver is From
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One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: Chicago.
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One hand on wheel, one finger out window: New York.
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One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across
all lanes of traffic: New Jersey.
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One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on
accelerator: Boston.
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One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf
cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, with
gun in lap: Los Angeles.
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Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake,
quivering in terror: Ohio, but driving in California.
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Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator,
head turned to talk to someone in back seat: Italy.
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One hand on latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell
phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game: Seattle.
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One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating
between both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on
brake, throwing McDonald's bag out the window: Texas.
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Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear
window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to
antenna: West Virginia.
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Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above
windshield, driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane
with the left blinker on: Florida.
[ Author Unknown -- Received from FranCMT2, via 'Good Clean Funnies List' (gcfl-info@gcfl.net) ]
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