Why, Why, Why?
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Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries
are getting weak?
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Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they already know you
don't have enough money?
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Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars,
but check with their finger when you say the paint is wet?
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Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
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Why does the government require that only sterilized needles be used for death by lethal injection?
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Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
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Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
a revolver at him?
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Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
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Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
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If people evolved from apes, did some apes choose not to evolve?
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Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are
always white?
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Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
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Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that
something new to eat will have materialized?
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Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum
cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to
give the vacuum one more chance?
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Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the top end on your first try?
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How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
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When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a
shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all
right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you
stupid idiot?"
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Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling
off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
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In Winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in the Summer,
when we complained about it being to hot?
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How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
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And my FAVORITE......
Statistics on sanity show that one out of every four persons is
suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best
friends -- if they're okay, then... it's you.
[ Author Unknown -- from 'Buffalos Chips' (buffalos-g-jokes.yahoogroups.com) -- Ed:Anon. ]
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