Why Dogs are Better than Men
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Dogs do not have problems expressing affection
in public.
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Dogs miss you when you're gone.
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Dogs look at your eyes.
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Dogs aren't threatened by a woman with short hair.
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Dogs feel guilt when they've done something wrong.
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Dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence.
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Dogs understand what "no" means.
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Dogs don't brag about whom they have slept with.
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(Dogs do not play games with you -- except fetch
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and they never laugh at how you throw).
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Dogs understand if some of their friends cannot
come inside.
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Dogs think you are a culinary genius.
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Dogs are nice to your relatives.
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Dogs don't mind if you do all the driving.
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Dogs don't step on the imaginary brake.
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Dogs admit it when they're lost.
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Dogs don't weigh down your purse with their
stuff.
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Dogs do not care whether you shave your legs.
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Dogs aren't threatened if you earn more than
they do.
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Dogs mean it when they kiss you.
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You are never suspicious of your dog's dreams.
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You never wonder whether your dog is good
enough for you.
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You can train a dog.
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You can force a dog to take a bath.
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Middle-aged dogs don't feel the need to abandon
you for a younger owner.
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Gorgeous dogs don't know they're gorgeous.
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Dogs are happy with any video you choose to rent,
because they know the most important thing is that
you're together.
[ Author Unknown -- from 'Joke du Jour' (JdJ@yahoogroups.com) ]
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