Why Dogs Shouldn't Use Computers
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He's distracted by cats chasing his mouse.
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SIT and STAY were hard enough; CUT and PASTE are
out of the question.
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Saliva-coated floppy disks refuse to work.
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Three words: carpal paw syndrome.
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Involuntary tail wagging is a dead give-away that
he's browsing www.purina.com instead of working.
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The fire hydrant icon is simply too frustrating.
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He can't help attacking the screen when he
hears, "You've Got Mail."
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It's too messy to "mark" every Web site he visits.
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The FETCH command isn't available on all platforms.
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He can't stick his head out of Windows XP.
[ Author Unknown -- from 'Aiken Drum' ]
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