Wrapping Presents With Dogs
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Gather presents, boxes, paper, etc.
in middle of living room floor.
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Get tape back from puppy.
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Remove scissors from older dog's mouth.
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Open box.
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Take puppy out of box.
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Remove tape from older dog's mouth.
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Take scissors away from puppy.
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Put present in box.
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Remove present from puppy's mouth.
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Put back in box after removing puppy from box.
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Take scissors from older dog and sit on them.
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Remove puppy from box and put on lid.
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Take tape away from older dog.
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Unroll paper.
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Take puppy OFF box.
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Cut paper being careful not to cut puppy's foot or nose that is
getting in the way as he "helps."
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Let puppy tear remaining paper.
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Take puppy off box.
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Wrap paper around box.
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Remove puppy from box and take wrapping paper from its mouth.
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Tell older dog to fetch the tape so he will stop stealing it.
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Take scissors away from puppy.
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Take tape older dog is holding.
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Quickly tape one spot before taking scissors from older dog and
sitting on them again.
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Fend off puppy trying to steal tape and tape another spot.
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Take bow from older dog.
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Go get roll of wrapping paper puppy ran off with.
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Take scissors from older dog who took them when you got up.
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Give pen to older dog to hold so he stops licking your face.
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Remove puppy from present and hurriedly slap tape on to hold
the paper on.
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Take now soggy bow from puppy and tape on since the sticky
stuff no longer sticks.
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Take pen from older dog, address tag and affix while puppy tries
to eat pen.
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Grab present before puppy opens it and put it away.
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Clean up mess puppy and older dog made playing tug-of-war with
remnants of wrapping paper.
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Put away rest of wrapping supplies and tell dogs what good
helpers they are.
[ Author unknown -- from 'TheFunnyBone' ]
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