Yankee Dogs--Southern Dawgs

A Translation Of Yankee Dogs To Southern Dawgs

1. (Yankee) German Shepherd Dog
   (Southern) Poh-leece Dawg
   
   
2. (Yankee) Poodle
   (Southern) Circus Dawg
   
   
3. (Yankee) St. Bernard
   (Southern) "Thank Gawd, Here Comes The Whiskey Dawg"
   
   
4. (Yankee) Doberman Pinscher
   (Southern-2 versions) Bad Dawg, or Dobimin Pinches
   
   
5. (Yankee) Beagle
   (Southern) Rabbit Dawg
   
   
6. (Yankee) Rottweiler
   (Southern) Bad Dawg AND Mean As Heck Dawg. Good dawg to guard the still.
   
   
7. (Yankee) Yellow Lab
   (Southern) Ol' Yeller Dawg
   
   
8. (Yankee) Black Lab (Southern) Duck fetchin' Dawg
   
   
9. (Yankee) Greyhound
   (Southern) Greased Lightnin' Dawg
   
   
10. (Yankee) Malinois
    (Southern) Another kind of Poh-leece Dawg
    
    
11. (Yankee) Blue Ticks, Red Bones, etc.
    (Southern) Prize Coon Dawgs
    
    
12. (Yankee) Pekinese
    (Southern) Mop Dawg
    
    
13. (Yankee) Chinese Crested
    (Southern) Nekkid Dawg
    
    
14. (Yankee) Dachshund
    (Southern) Wienie Dawg
    
    
15. (Yankee) Siberian Husky
    (Southern) Sled-Pullin' Dawg
    
    
16. (Yankee) Bouvier, Komondor
    (Southern) "What The Heck Kinda Dawg Is That?"
    
    
17. (Yankee) Great Dane, Mastiff
    (Southern) Danged BIG Dawg
    
    
18. (Yankee) Any dog that raids the hen house
    (Southern) Egg-Suckin' Dawg
    
    
19. (Yankee) Any lazy dog
    (Southern) Good fer nothin' Dawg
    
    
20. (Yankee) Any dog that's dead & buried & gone to Rainbow Bridge
    (Southern) Best danged Dawg I ever had

[ Author Unknown -- from 'Buffalos Chips' (buffalos-g-jokes.yahoogroups.com) ]