You Know You're Getting Older When...
You Know You're Getting Older When...
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Everything hurts; and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work.
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The gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals.
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You feel like the morning after and you haven't been anywhere.
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Your little black book contains only names ending in M.D.
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Your children begin to look middle aged.
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You finally reach the top of the ladder and find it leaning against the wrong wall.
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Your mind makes contracts that your body can't meet.
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You look forward to a dull evening.
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Your favorite part of the newspaper is "20 years ago today."
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You turn out the lights for economic rather than romantic reasons.
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You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.
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Your knees buckle and your belt won't.
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You regret all those mistakes you made resisting temptation.
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You're 17 around the neck, 42 around the waist, and 106 around the golf course.
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Your back goes out more than you do.
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A fortune teller offers to read your face.
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Your pacemaker makes the garage door go up when you see a pretty girl.
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The little old gray haired lady you help across the street is your wife.
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You sink your teeth into a steak and they stay there.
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You have too much room in the house and not enough in the medicine cabinet.
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You know all the answers but nobody asks you the questions.
[ Author Unknown -- from John Traver ]
Inspirational Humor
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