You know you live in a small town.
You know you live in a small town when . . .
- The town newspaper is published monthly.
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It has an aquarium -- stocked with live minnows.
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The town is named after EVERYONE'S distant relative.
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It was founded on April Fools' Day as a practical joke.
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The Ice Cream store has only two flavors, chocolate and vanilla.
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There's no hospital -- only a first aid kit.
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For fun on Saturday nights, people drive up and down main street.
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There's no bank... as soon as someone gets enough money,
they leave.
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The only traffic jam's are caused when a farmer drives down
Main Street on his combine.
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The local phone book has a yellow page.
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Third Street is on the edge of town.
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The 7-11 is only open from 8 - 5.
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The only road crossing Main Street is a dirt road.
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At the last beauty contest, nobody won 2nd or 3rd place.
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The one-block-long Main Street dead ends in both direction.
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There's no place to go that you shouldn't.
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"Night on the Town" takes only 11 minutes.
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The New Year's baby was born in October.
[ Author Unknown -- from 'andychaps_the_funnnies' (andychaps_the-funnies-owner@yahoogroups.com) ]
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