You Might Be An Engineer

You Might Be An Engineer If . . .

• Choosing to buy flowers for your girlfriend or upgrading your computers RAM is a moral dilemma.
  
  
• You take a cruise so you can go on a personal tour of the engine room.
  
  
• The sales people at the local computer store can't answer any of your questions.
  
  
• You bought your wife a new CD-ROM drive for her birthday.
  
  
• You can quote scenes from any Monty Python movie.
  
  
• You can type 70 words per minute but can't read your own handwriting.
  
  
• You comment to your wife that her straight hair is nice and parallel.
  
  
• You have saved every power cord from all your broken appliances.
  
  
• You have more friends on the Internet than in real life.
  
  
• You know what http:// stands for.
  
  
• You look forward to Christmas so you can put the kids' toys together.
  
  
• You see a good design and still have to change it.
  
  
• You window shop at Radio Shack.
  
  
• Your laptop computer costs more than your car.
  
  
• Your wife hasn't the foggiest idea what you do at work.
  
  
• You've already calculated how much you make per second.
  
  
• You've tried to repair a $5 radio.
  

[ Author Unknown -- from 'The Funny Bone' (daily-fun@yahoogroups.com) ]