You Might Be An Engineer, version II
You Might Be An Engineer If . . . .
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You know vector calculus but you can't remember how to do long division.
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You chuckle whenever anyone says "centrifugal force."
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You've actually used every single function on your graphing calculator.
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It is sunny and 70 degrees outside, and you are working on a computer.
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You frequently whistle the theme song to "MacGyver."
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You have a pet named after a scientist.
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You laugh at jokes about mathematicians.
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You can translate English into Binary.
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You can't remember what's behind the door at the lab that says "Exit."
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You avoid doing anything because you don't want to contribute to the eventual heat-death of the universe.
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You consider ANY non-engineering course "easy."
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When your professor asks you where your homework is, you claim to have accidentally determined its momentum so precisely that, according to Heisenberg, it could be anywhere in the universe.
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You'll assume that a "horse" is a "sphere" in order to make the math easier.
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The blinking 12:00 on someone's VCR draws you in like a tractor beam to fix it.
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The salesperson at Circuit City can't answer any of your questions.
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You can't help eavesdropping in computer stores... and correcting the salesperson.
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You go on the rides at Disneyland and sit backwards to see how they do the special effects.
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You have a habit of destroying things in order to see how they work.
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You've even calculated how much you make per second.
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Your favorite James Bond character is "Q".
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You understood more than five of these jokes.
[ Author Unknown -- received from 'Pastor Tim' (posts@cybersaltlists.org) ]
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