Your Daily Dose of Inspiration...
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I can please only one person per day - today is not your day.
Tomorrow isn't looking too good either.
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I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make
as they go flying by.
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Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
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If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain the way whales look?
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Am I getting smart with you? ....How would you know?
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I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the
guts to bite people themselves.
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Today my Reality Check bounced.
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On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.
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I have not yet begun to procrastinate.
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I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.
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There are two rules for ultimate success in life.
1. Never tell everything you know.
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I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
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Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.
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Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and
taste good with ketchup.
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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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Someday we'll think back on all this and probably plow into a parked car.
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How did people look busy at work before computers?
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I hear voices in my head - but they don't speak my language.
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Every dog has his day - you missed yours.
[ Author Unknown -- from 'Buffalos Chips' (bbrabant@sault.com) ]
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