You Know You're a Northerner When…
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You know the 4 seasons - winter, still winter, not winter and almost winter.
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You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.
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Driving in winter is better, because all the potholes get filled with snow.
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You feel warm and toasty at minus 26.
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You find minus 40 a mite chilly.
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The trunk of your car doubles as a deep freezer.
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Somewhere in the area is a piece of frozen metal with bits of your tongue stuck to it.
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You thought "Grumpy Old Men" was a documentary.
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Men think sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightgown with only eight buttons.
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Your dog wears boots too.
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The mayor greets you on the street by your first name.
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If you don't go out for lunch you miss the sunrise and sunset.
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There is a sign outside of McDonalds that says: "Park dog-teams in back".
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If the school district had snow days, no one would ever have to go to school.
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You live in a house that has no front steps, yet the door is one yard above the ground.
[ Author Unknown -- received from 'Pastor Tim' (posts@cybersaltlists.org) ]
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