God's Billboard
- INVITE ME ALONG ON THIS SUMMER'S VACATION... I TRAVEL LIGHT - GOD
- THERE IS A ME!!! PASS IT ON - GOD
- SPECIAL "LIFETIME OFFER," FREE UNLIMITED AIR TIME, CALL ME - GOD
- MOTHER THERESSA SENDS HER REGARDS - GOD
- IF SOMEONE IS STANDING BETWEEN YOU & ME, GUESS WHO'S CLOSER TO ME - GOD
- I'M NOW PRAYING AT A CHURCH NEAR YOU, WON'T YOU JOIN ME? - GOD
- I'M A GOOD LISTENER - GOD
- I TOLD NOAH TO SWAT ONE OF THOSE TWO MOSQUITOES - GOD
- DON'T BE AFRAID... I'LL KEEP A LIGHT ON FOR YOU - GOD
- I NEVER SAID IT WOULD BE EASY, I SAID I WOULD GO WITH YOU - GOD
- THE KIDS NEED HELP... PLEASE ALLOW ME BACK INTO THE SCHOOLS - GOD
- "QUALITY TIME?" HOW ABOUT AN HOUR EACH WEEK, AT MY HOUSE - GOD
- NEED A FRIEND? I'M AVAILABLE - GOD
- TONIGHT... TRY TURNING THE T.V. OFF, AND YOUR FAMILY ON - GOD
- CAN'T SLEEP? BEFORE YOU COUNT THE SHEEP... HAVE A LITTLE CHAT WITH THE SHEPHERD - GOD
- GOODNESS KNOWS!!! - GOD
- TO ALL THE "MEN" DRIVING OUT THERE WHO ARE LOST;
PULL OVER, AND I'LL GIVE YOU DIRECTIONS - GOD
- TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF... UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN - GOD
- MY BLESSINGS ARE NOT ALWAYS IN "DISGUISE" -
WOULD YOU RECOGNIZE ONE? - GOD
- TO ALL THE UNBORN, I LOVE YOU... I LOVE YOU... I LOVE YOU... - GOD
- IF YOU LOVE SOMEONE, TELL THEM... THATS WHAT I ALWAYS DO - GOD
- LET'S ALL GO OUT AND DO, A "RANDOM ACT OF KINDNESS" - GOD
- IF "TIME IS MONEY," COULD YOU LOAN YOUR KIDS A FEW DOLLARS...
TO BUY SOME OF YOURS - GOD
- LOVE IN TENNIS MEANS 'NOTHING'. BUT LOVE FROM ME MEANS "EVERYTHING" - GOD
- WHY WAIT? GIVE THEM THE FLOWERS NOW, WHILE THEY CAN STILL
KNOW, LOVE, AND APPRECIATE THEM - GOD
- DID YOU FIND MY "KEYS?" - GOD
- CALL YOUR MOM - GOD
- IF YOU NEED ME... I'LL BE IN THE "LOST AND FOUND" AREA, FOR AWHILE - GOD
- WITHOUT THE SON, THERE MIGHT BE TOTAL DARKNESS IN THE WORLD - GOD
- CHILDREN OF MINE. YOU ARE A CHILD OF MINE. PLEASE CALL HOME. - GOD
- BE GENTLE WITH YOURSELF - EVEN I COULDN'T DO IT ALL IN ONE DAY;
ONE PROJECT TOOK SIX DAYS - GOD
- *"Will the road you're on get you to my place?".... God
- *"Come and meet at my house before the game Sunday"... God
- *You know that "love thy neighbor" thing? I meant that.... God
- *Keep using my name in vain, I'll make rush hour longer.... God
- *C'mon over and bring the kids.... God
- *What part of "Thou Shalt Not..." didn't you understand?... God
- *We need to talk.... God
- *Loved the wedding, invite me to the marriage.... God
- *I love you and you and you and you and..... God
- *Follow me.... God
- *Big bang theory, you've got to be kidding.... God
- *My way is the highway.... God
- *Need directions?... God
- *You think it's hot here?... God
- *Have you read my #1 best seller? There will be a test.... God
- *Do you have any idea where you're going?... God
- *Don't make me come down there.... God
- *I don't doubt your existence.... God
- *Tell the kids I love them!..... God
- *Is the road your on taking you to my place?.... God
- USE ONE OF YOUR "LIFE LINES" - I'M WAITING FOR YOUR CALL - GOD
- THIS FATHER'S DAY, GIVE MY BEST TO YOUR DAD - GOD
- IT'S GOING TO BE A LONG NIGHT... IF YOU LIKE, I'LL SIT WITH YOU AWHILE,
AND WE CAN TALK - GOD
- A DOZEN ROSES YOU SEE IN THE STORE, OR A BUNCH OF DANDELIONS
CLENCHED IN A CHUBBY LITTLE FIST - PICK ONE, AND THEN GIVE DAD
A HUG, FROM BOTH OF US - GOD
- I WOULD NEVER TAKE "YOUR" NAME IN VAIN - GOD
- "TEENS" SAY, I'LL BE "HAPPY" WHEN MY "LIFE" STARTS!!!.... GUESS WHAT?
- GOD
- WHEN YOU DO SOMETHING WRONG - I'M HERE TO TELL YOU .... - GOD
- LOVED YOUR "BUMPER STICKER" - HOWEVER, I'M THE PILOT, NOT THE CO-PILOT - GOD
- Life is fragile, handle with prayer.
- We're all invited to a heavenly feast but we must R.S.V.P.!
- Don't put a question mark where God put a period.
- God loves everyone, but probably prefers 'fruits of the spirit' over 'religious nuts'!
- God grades on the cross, not the curve.
- God doesn't want shares of your life, He wants a controlling interest!
- His pain is your gain!
- WARNING: Exposure to the Son may 'prevent' burning!
- GOD is like Hallmark cards: HE cared enough to send the very best.
- "Rapture -- the only way to fly"!
- God gives every bird its food, but He does not throw it into its nest.
- For all you do, his bloods for you!
- T.G.I.F. -- Thank God I'm Forgiven.
- Jesus, don't leave earth without Him!
- Christ's return is near -- Don't miss it for the world!
- Seven days without prayer makes one 'weak'.
- Patience is a virtue which carries a lot of 'wait'.
- Get Right or get Left!
- Read the bible. It's user-friendly, plus 24/7 tech support is available.
- GODISNOWHERE (now read it again -- carefully).
- If your bible is falling apart, chances are your life is staying together.
- In case of nuclear attack -- the ban on praying in school is lifted.
- Free Life & Fire Insurance -- Inquire A.S.A.P.
- Lord, help me get up when I fall. I can fall by myself.
- Christians can be a light in the world, but the switch has to be turned-on.
- This is a Sign from God.
- Wise men still seek Him.
- Sleep peacefully, God is awake.
- No matter how much you nurse a grudge it won't get better.
- Start living to beat hell.
- If some people lived up to their ideals they would be stooping.
- Pray up in advance.
- {Seen at an Arizona church in August} You think it's hot HERE?
- What on earth are you doing for heaven's sake?
- Aspire to inspire before you expire.
- When down in the mouth, remember Jonah. He came out alright.
- Fight truth decay. . . study the Bible daily.
- Where will you spend eternity? Smoking or non-smoking?
- Come, work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours long and the
pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world.
- I was going to waste, but Jesus recycled me.
- Our arms are the only ones God has to hug His children.
- It is unlikely there'll be a reduction in the wages of sin.
- Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church.
- If you're headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns.
- This is a ch__ch. What is missing?
- It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.
- K-mart is not the only saving place.
- If you can't sleep, don't count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd.
- NOBODY READS BILLBOARDS, DO THEY? - GOD
- BEEN TAKEN FOR GRANTED?.... I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL - GOD
- IF YOU'RE JUDGING "ME".... YOU HAVE IT ALL BACKWARDS - GOD
- CAN I RECOMMEND A "GOOD BOOK" FOR THIS SUMMER'S READING - GOD
- DID YOU GET MY MESSAGE? - GOD
- "SELF HELP" LESSONS, NEXT WEEK, AT MY HOUSE - COME AS YOU ARE - GOD
- COULD YOU MAKE ME SMILE TODAY - GOD
- "PEACE ON EARTH," SAY IT ONCE, SAY IT AGAIN.... NOW LIVE IT - GOD
- FAMILY MATTERS - GOD
- REMEMBER, CARS ARE NOT THE ONLY THINGS TO BE RECALLED BY THEIR
MAKER - GOD
- ON THE ROAD TO MY PLACE... YOUR MILEAGE MAY VARY; READ THE "MANUAL" - GOD
- I'M STILL HERE -- WHERE ARE YOU? - GOD
- WHEN YOU TUCKED IN THE KIDS TONIGHT.... DID YOU COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS? - GOD
- IF YOU'RE "ALIVE," YOU'RE NOT READY TO "RETIRE" - GOD
- YOU'RE ALL EQUAL IN MY EYES... WHY AREN'T YOU ALL EQUAL IN YOURS? - GOD
- BELIEVE IN MIRACLES... I DO MIRACLES - GOD
- HAVE YOU OPENED YOUR HEART LATELY... TO SOMEONE ELSE? - GOD
- Dusty Bibles lead to Dirty Lives.
- God so loved the world that He did NOT send a committee.
- If you don't like the way you were born, try being 'born again'.
- Forbidden fruit creates many jams.
- In the dark? Follow the Son.
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Give God what's right -- not what's left.
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A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.
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He who kneels before God can stand before anyone!
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Prayer - don't give God instructions - just report for duty.
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Kindness is difficult to give away because it keeps coming back.
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Worry is the darkroom in which "negatives" are developed.
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Give Satan an inch and he'll be a ruler.
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For all you do, His blood's for you!
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Be ye fishers of men. You catch them and He will clean them.
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God doesn't call the qualified. He qualifies the called.
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If God is your Co-pilot, you'd better swap seats!
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Why worry when you can pray?
[ Idea and starting material by: Ray Blank - Plus: *Anonymous, Teresa, Al, and Many Others ]
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