I Must Go Shopping

My Kindness shelf is almost bare,
I'm getting low on Love,
Completely out of Thankfulness…
Must send for more above.

I should exchange some Jealousy,
I didn't order that!
I need a box of Tolerance,
For mine seems rather flat!

Oh yes, I must put on my list,
The fragrance of God's Peace,
I need a big supply of Joy,
Before my needs increase.

I noticed Patience is on sale…
I need so much today.
It looks becoming anytime,
And mine is telltale grey.

Humility is terribly rare…
I can't afford it now.
But Oh, my stock is almost bare,
I'll pay for it somehow!

My Sense of Humor is a mess,
It should be repaired today.
My flask of Goodness lost its zest,
Somewhere along the way.

Extravagant is my shopping list?
I wonder how I'll pay?
I can't afford to skimp or save…
So, I must shop -- TODAY!

[ Author Unknown -- Ed: Anon. -- from Kim ]