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The perfect pastor preaches exactly 10 minutes.
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He condemns sin roundly but never hurts anyone's feelings.
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He works from 8 AM until midnight and is also the church janitor.
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The perfect pastor makes $40 a week, wears good clothes, drives a good
car, buys good books, and donates $30 a week to the church.
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He is 29 years old and has 40 years experience.
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Above all, he is handsome.
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The perfect pastor has a burning desire to work with teenagers, and he
spends most of his time with the senior citizens.
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He smiles all the time with a straight face because he has a sense of
humor that keeps him seriously dedicated to his church.
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He makes 15 home visits a day and is always in his office to be handy
when needed.
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The perfect pastor always has time for church council and all of its
committees. He never misses the meeting of any church organization and
is always busy evangelizing the unchurched.
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The perfect pastor is always in the next church over!
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If your pastor does not measure up, simply send this notice to six other
churches that are tired of their pastor, too.
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Then bundle up your pastor and send him to the church at the top of the list.
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If everyone cooperates, in one week you will receive 1,643 pastors.
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One of them should be perfect.
Have faith in this letter. One church broke the chain and got its old
pastor back in less than three months.
